Introducing the World's First Publicly-Traded Comedian

November 21, 2020 /MarketersMEDIA/ —

Days before the release of his debut hour special “Bret Raybould Retires From Comedy,” comedian Bret Raybould is offering quite the unique investment opportunity: himself.

To do so, he has launched his very own trading platform - BretTrade.com - where users are able to go online and buy/sell shares of BretCoin.

How much BretCoin is out there?

“To start we are doing an IBO - Initial Bret Offering - of 100,000 shares valued at 50 cents a share, putting my market cap at $50,000, which is an absolute steal if you ask me,” Mr. Raybould said. “It’s frankly the investment opportunity of a lifetime, high-value small-cap with some serious room to run on the growth side. Getting in now is like buying Amazon stock fifteen years ago.”
Built into the platform is the ability for the stock’s price to rise/drop given market activity.

“Shares aren’t gonna be this cheap for long. Here’s why: I have an upcoming hour special, a landmark jazz album, the world’s most wholesome OnlyFans, an ace of a podcast, a burgeoning CumRag company, and to top it all off I’m on employment,” shared the young comic.

But investors don’t just get a stake in Bret’s comedy career. Valued shareholders also get:
- Free tickets to any of Bret’s shows in their town (as part of the “Shareholders
Laugh Free” policy)
- Any annual dividend Bret offers
- The professional and personal pride of owning BretCoin, not to mention the social
capital generated from it

“I turned down a few distribution deals for my special so I could put it out myself, because I believe in betting on oneself. But, now, thanks to BretTrade.com, anyone and everyone can bet on me, too… And I’ll tell you what: I’m a great, safe gamble.”

What does he say to those who think he’s not funny?

“If you think I stink, then short the stock. I dare you.”
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For more information, please visit: https://brettrade.com/
Or watch the introductory commercial: https://youtu.be/jiN2PY4iQFw

Contact Info:
Name: Bret Raybould
Email: Send Email
Organization: BRETTRADE
Website: http://BretTrade.com

Release ID: 88986548